Use of the term by author Henry Miller caused some controversy in the s. Since then, the term has spread all over popular culture, especially in the s and s. Family Guy also loved the term, also likely because the strong language was permitted on air. Douchebag joins many other sexist slang terms that use words related to the female body to insult men. Douchebag is generally considered less vulgar than the likes of asshole but stronger than such insults as jerk.
Still, it is considered inappropriate for polite company. While it can target entitled white men, douchebag can insult anyone who is annoying, usually because of cocky or self-important behavior. A shallow and stupid person, usually male, with an arrogant demeanor and an over inflated ego. A douche bag will often behave like an asshole in order to get laughs or look cool. But it usually backfires, and causes everyone to think he is just a douchebag, behaving douchey and causing everyone who witnessed it to feel douche chills.
One who boasts about his accomplishments. Usually associated with the term meathead and or tool. One who puts shirtless pictures of himself on Facebook trying to impress the ladies and or dudes. Most douchebags lack girlfriends or undeservingly have an extremely hot girlfriend. Usually does not realize his douchebaginess, and thinks he is being cool or impressing when really he is just making himself look like a moron.
A completely self-absorbed tool who is completely oblivious to just how much they really suck. There are several varieties of Douche Bags, all equally deserving of being sodomized with a jackhammer.
Some potential identifiers include:. Brightly colored polo shirts bonus points with a popped collar usually with some hippy necklace, or a cross even though they only use religion to socialize with pseudo Christian bimbos. Wearing wife beaters in public, sunglasses at night, stupid baseball caps with the sticker still on it, and excessively using the word bro.
A term used to describe a specific type of obnoxious, overtly aggressive, insecure, homophobic, or otherwise undesirable young white male, often from the Northeastern or Middle Atlantic region of the United States.
This individual is often characterized by one or more of the following traits: Ed Hardy t-shirts, excessively gelled hair, gold chains, barbed wire tattoos enveloping steroid-enhanced biceps, track suits. These words are for us all. Beyond Worthy , by Jacqueline Whitney. Sign up for the Thought Catalog Weekly and get the best stories from the week to your inbox every Friday. You may unsubscribe at any time. By subscribing, you agree to the terms of our Privacy Statement. A-list ego; D-list status.
A douchebag has no imagination or intelligence. The name of the guy dating the girl of your dreams. They can easily be spotted on college campuses around the US.
Guido, wigger, or anyone who behaves similarly. A pretentious, egotistical jerk. Anyone who has an over-inflated sense of superiority.
Douchebags are oblivious to being hated and scorned by others. A douchebag is characterized by many different qualities so this will be a lengthy definition. Just try not to be a douche. You may see excessive jewelry also, such as massive stud earrings , I'm not talking just little earrings, massive earrings. They wear pre-ripped up jeans, I believe they call it stressed in places such as Abercrombie and Hollister.
More often than not they have short hair, often spiked up with some sort of product. It really isn't that hard to find them, a good portion of teens today are doucehbags, they all look the same and they all look like faggots. More than just the way one looks characterizes a douchebag though. They are huge pricks, and just have an aura of egotism around them. Whenever they look at someone who doesn't look like them, you can see the disdain in their eyes, they just hate them for no apparent reason.
They have shitty attitudes, they act like pussies when they don't get there way are have to do something that isn't "cool" enough for them. They are very elitist and don't understand what it means to be laid back and accepting.
They love talking shit, but can't back it up , I once recieved a death threat via text from a douchebag, I think he works at Abercrombie How the researches went about collecting data is not disclosed, though we hope they ruined many a striped shirt on nickel-beer-night while gathering subjects' reactions.
Cases of road rage, domestic abuse and destruction of property usually involve one or more parties with the disorder. Often those with IED will feel a great deal of regret or remorse if bodily harm or destruction of personal possessions occurs. It's uncertain if the same remorse is felt after chewing out a waitress for forgetting to refill a water glass, though the spit and pubes now hidden in the rest of their meal may balance out the situation.
This disorder can become a severe disruption in the lives of the afflicted but medications can be prescribed to help alleviate anger impulses. We are not licensed to give medical advice here, but if we were we'd suggest taking muscle relaxers, washed down with your favorite liquor, to help calm the nerves. Now go warm up in a hot tub and feel those angry thoughts drift away. It seems no matter where you go there's a grumpy asshole making things awkward for everybody.
He'll bitch about why his coupons aren't scanning at the checkout. He'll complain when someone has an accent while in America. And that goddamn hip-hop is always too loud! He won't hesitate to tell you about how much better things were in the past, before the whole world turned against him. This man is suffering from what is known as andropause or "male menopause. The term "male menopause" can also be used as an early detection method, since most men with IMS will hear this term and respond with a loud grunt while shouting about "New Age psychobabble bullshit.
The onset of this disorder is common at ages 40 to 55 but may happen as early as 35 or as late as Although, a definite age is difficult to pinpoint if the male in question has been a prick their whole life. The development of IMS is also dependent on environmental factors associated with stress, such as uncertain financial security, strained personal relationships and whatever happens to be wrong with kids these days.
The physical symptoms which can include loss of sex drive, loss of physical strength and increase in body fat only exasperate the sense of frustration and nervousness and increases behaviors that society classifies as douchebaggery.
There are free tests and screenings available online to check for IMS, but if you already have it, you probably think the internet is a waste of time for freaks and perverts. Read David Wong's 7 Reasons the 21st Century is Making You Miserable for some more scientific-ish explanations of why you're such a miserable bastard.
Or if you're just in the mood for some more douchey behavior, check out Ross Wolinsky's Nooner from yesterday and behold as the lead singer of the most atrociously named band of all time gets busted lip-synching while falling off the stage at a concert. One Cracked Fact is your daily dose of the best of Cracked, with deep dives into science, history, and pop culture sent to your inbox every day.
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